Stiff Things

  • by Brandon Ford, Cori Vidae, Brian Rosenberger, Olive Whittier, Tanker Ray, Kristopher Triana
  • Narrated by Joe Hempel
  • 5 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Don't get any on you.
When Comet Press put out the call for submissions for Stiff Things, we said we were ready to ratchet up the eroticism and visceral intensity with hardcore stories that penetrate new depths of psychosexual horror.
But we weren't as ready as we thought we were for the extreme stuff that came flooding in on waves of blood and other bodily fluids we won't mention here. Not that we're complaining.
In other words, we got what we wished for...and more. So much more that calling it an anthology of erotic horror was no longer strong enough.
The stories themselves dictated a new title. And so here are the stories for this upcoming release with a more apt title:
Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology
Modern Celebrity, by Brandon Ford
Suckers, by Cori Vidae and Brian Rosenberger
One Ear, Always to the Land of the Dead, by Olive Whittier
Godf---ed, by Tanker Ray
The Solution, by Kristopher Triana
Hunter's Moon, by S.C. Hayden
If My Face Were Transparent, You'd See the Devil, by Eric LaRocca
Charlotte the Harlot, by Shequila Rayne
The Penis of the Marquis de Sade, by Andrew Darlington
The Extra Mile, by Paul Allih


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Very rarely does anything horror bother me but this collection was particularly disturbing in a way that might just be purposely gratuitous. That said, it IS called "Stiff Things: The Splatterporn Anthology" and that really says it all. These are sexually disgusting tales where people frequently die. If you're into that kind of thing, you'll love this book! Joe Hempel is an amazing narrator and never fails to deliver - he makes this gross book worth listening to!

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

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- Tad B.

I Knew It Was Splatter Porn When I Chose It.

Splatter is a sub-genre of horror that deliberately focuses on graphic gore and violence. Splatter porn adds an additional element of explicit, hardcore sex. “Stiff Things” is an anthology of splatter porn stories and delivers exactly what the book title advertises. I knew splatter porn wasn’t exactly my cup of tea before acquiring this book, but for some reason, I was curious. With that said, even though “Stiff Things” was not for me, I think it will be well received by those who like this genre. The stories are well conceived. There are some good plot twists. Some of the stories are more disturbing than others, but all deliver plenty of splatter porn for the aficionado.

Joe Hempel narrates this anthology and does a great job. Based on the number of books I have in my collection that he has narrated, I believe Mr. Hempel he can do pretty much any genre and or style.

All-in-all, if this genre of story is your cup of tea, I think you’ll like “Stiff Things.” Finally, this audio book was provided by the narrator at no cost in exchange for an honest review, courtesy of Audio Book Boom.
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- Ashanti

Book Details

  • Release Date: 10-19-2016
  • Publisher: Comet Press