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Publisher's Summary

Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good romp and a good wife - although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex." In Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts Mr. Darcy has never been more devilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth never more turned on. The entire cast of characters from Austen's classic is here in this rewrite that goes all the way. This time Mr. Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr. Darcy's manhood; Elizabeth's bff Charlotte marries their family's strange relation and stumbles upon a secret world of feminine relations more to her liking; and, in this telling, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex. And of course there's some good old fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every page-turning chapter.
©2011 Cleis Press (P)2011 Cleis Press
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1 out of 5 stars
By Lulu on 02-16-12

Could not finish. Really, really bad.

No, really. It was bad. Awful. Worse than I expected and my expectations were low. I bought it more out of curiosity, not expecting much. And I wasn't disappointed,

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1 out of 5 stars
By L. Percival on 02-06-12

Don't buy this book!

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

This book was a particularly bad p and p redo. I couldn't finish it

What was most disappointing about Mitzi Szereto’s story?

It sounds like your granny is reading it

Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Sally Adams?

I don't think you could find anyone who would want to be connected to this book. It's too embarrassing to read

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

Major disappointment

Any additional comments?

Don't waste your money

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