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The only thing that got Pundered here was my wallet. At times I felt I was in health class in high school. Almost no sexual act takes place without a lecture first. In order to do this correctly you put peg A into slot B. Do not touch slot C. This is the order in which to do this thing and that is why they call it a blank. The blank was first used back in blank by blanks. Chapters 1 and 2 were a set up for the rest of the book, no sex. We get our first sex in chapter 3. I was introduced to some words I have never heard used in that way, but I did find it exciting and thought, that it was a good start for a build up to a big climax. The problem was that after chapter 3, nothing really happened. You have these five guys who are to have sex with this girl, (they were called girls, when these guys were young back in the thirties). Never do they do her at the same time. They take turns.
The main character said he was in his mid fifties. I must have heard that wrong, cause I am in my mid fifties and I love thongs and panty hose. This guy only gets excited if she wears granny panties. He hates thongs. As far as I am concerned whoever invented thongs and whoever talked women into wearing them should get some type of medal.
NO I'M BI-CURIOUS
Sorry dude, if you want to go down on a man, you are gay, not curious. If you want to wear women's underthings, I believe that is a whole different perversion.
Peter, who I thought said he was in his fifties, sounds to be in his seventies. Now on the other hand Mira has one hell of a sexy voice. She could get a reaction reading the telephone book, (do they make those anymore?). She also talks dirty. I love a woman who talks as dirty as I do.
11 of 11 people found this review helpful
"Plunder" is different from other audio books in the erotica genre for three reasons: perspective, performance, and plot.
The story is written from the perspective of the narrator, a 50-something hard-edged New England bachelor. He is neither consumed with the prospect of getting laid, nor immune to the charms of young women. A professional group that he manages, comprised of older men, requests that he find them a courtesan who, in addition to serving the men sexually, would make recommendations about business ventures. The narrator worries about STD testing, potential pregnancy, practical transportation issues, and above all, the group's professional reputation. In other words, he's not your usual erotic hero.
The plot is organized around Eva, the college student who agrees to the unusual arrangement. She's a twist on the "hooker with a heart of gold" personae. Kinky, loving, and well-intentioned, Eva forges a unique relationship with each man in the group, being just want he needs to fit the situation. Perhaps her greatest asset is to understand that these are kind-hearted men who are just trying to live out the sexual fantasies of their youth, exploring the terrain that propriety, religion, and feminism denied them.
Peter Klein voices the male characters, while Mira Noire is Eva. Performed more like a radio play than an audio book, there is a greater sense of interaction by the characters. The voices do reinforce the age difference between partners.
"Plunder" is obviously a fantasy. Some of the storylines resolve themselves a little too easily, but that's ok. There's no guilt, no jealousy, and everyone comes at just the right time. That's the nature of erotica. But it's also a revealing look at the thoughts and fetishes of older men--not something you find very often in this genre.
6 of 6 people found this review helpful
Though a little far fetched, I enjoyed this audiobook.
The author asks to believe that a beautiful young girl is willing to hand herself over to a group of old (not just older, but old) men to use as a sex toy, and that her boyfriend is fully compliant with this bizarre arrangement.
The far fetched aspect extended to the fact that the main character not only lorded it over the doting girl, but also over the other men in the group, treating all of them as personal playthings as well as the girl.
There are some lovely interactions between the male reader and a very sexy female voice, and a masturbation scene that sounded very real indeed :-)
There were a couple of nicely written domination scenes, though I would have liked a few more of them.
Suspend disbelief, and enjoy!