Jack was in a bit of a pickle. His best dairy cow, Bessie, has gone missing and he's got a milk route to complete. It isn't until explaining to his expressing wife that he hits on the idea: he can use her to replace the cow!
Come along on this wacky adventure and find out what happens when Jack's wife becomes a Hucow for the first time. This story will moove you!
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Horrible narration quality
Look you're not here for the story
I listen to this and other stories from this author all the time and I have no pretensions about what I'm getting. I saw a review from another user on Amazon who complained that there was "too much moo-ing" and another that didn't like the plot holes.
So let me clear this up for anyone who needs a little more literary merit to their hucow erotica: this isn't winning a Nobel price in literature any time soon. This is short, sweet and dirty hucow erotica. If you like 'em dripping with milk and moo-ing their way to climax you've found yourself the right author and narrator combo and the good news is there are three other books by these two.
Know what you're getting, and get exactly what you want. No reason to be stuck up about it, or ashamed either.
There is a *very* specific moaning sequence around the fifteen minute mark that will have you reconsidering your thoughts on visual porn experiences.
Remember that moan sequence I just mentioned? I'm pretty sure this guy went to the Sasha Grey school of back arching spine tingling moan making. If you're an audiophile, stick with this narrator.
I found myself wanting more than one sitting of this title.
Some say you have to be pretty into Hucow to enjoy Bessie's work. I disagree. I think even those who are new to the fetish or have no particular affiliation with it whatsoever can enjoy this title, and may find themselves exploring more by this author. Who knows, maybe this book will help you learn something about yourself. And at the price, it's defiantly worth a look.
- Amazon Customer