• Dirty Ditties

  • A Hilarious Collaboration of Colorful Limericks and Verse
  • By: John Patrick
  • Narrated by: Thurbald Gribbleman
  • Length: 19 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 10-01-09
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Phoenix Books
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars 3.7 (3 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

In the tradition of old-fashioned limericks, the late Pulitzer Prize-winning author, John Patrick penned this delightful collection of lyrical poetry that is guaranteed to stretch even the wildest of imaginations. More than a compilation of naughty songs, Dirty Ditties is a hilarious look at such subjects as sin, virtue, greed, divorce, fame, hope, love, maturity, food, weight and royalty. No stone is left unturned as Patrick's ditties poke fun at everything from big bottoms and bubble butts to cleavage, chauvinists and conception. Dirty Ditties is a rapturous rhyming escapade sure to make even the most reserved listeners blush.
©1996 John Patrick; (P)2009 Phoenix
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5 out of 5 stars
By William on 05-29-11

Bugs berries and your house

Has anyone ever talked to Golf? if not then this is the book for you. I mean Golf has nothing to do with it, neither do the Germans. But any whoo, let us all listen and love

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