You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

  • by Heather McDonald
  • Narrated by Heather McDonald
  • 3 hrs and 32 mins
  • Abridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin.
As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do "it" until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, "Thank God, Heather waited 27 years to lose her virginity or she wouldn't have any material for this book."
Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike "putting out", blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love - and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.


What the Critics Say

"The only thing funnier than Heather's impersonation of us is... this book!" (Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian)


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Customer Reviews

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Zzzzzzzzzz zzz zzz ugh zzzz zzz zzz zzz zzz nope zzz zzz zzz snarls zzz zzz zzz...just end
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- Robindra Goth

College Queen and 20 something

I loved this book. I'd recommend it to anyone missing their college days and 20s!

It's also great if you just love Heather. I liked when she included outfits and makeup to each story!😄

One of my favorite parts is when she puked at a party with Peter and yet they still were in love! I puked on my now husband's shoes on our first date and we are still together!

Some Amazon reviews shit on the book as a college memoir of being a party girl but they suck. I loved those memories and when she writes about choosing Peter and Mckenzie my heart melts. It's such a good story and a true display of love!❤️❤️❤️
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- jennie

Book Details

  • Release Date: 10-21-2011
  • Publisher: Brilliance Audio