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Publisher's Summary

You're going to wish you never got this audiobook. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this audiobook? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are.
©2011 Cracked.com (P)2014 Tantor
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Critic Reviews

"In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know." (Sarah Silverman)
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5 out of 5 stars
By Dam Duck on 10-17-14

Perfect Fit

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. It's very interesting, in a good format, has a great reader, and is very funny. I'm really only writing this review because I saw another negative one that mentioned the deplorable language. It's really not so bad. In fact, it fits perfectly with the way the reader presents it which makes this book that much funnier. I will buy every audiobook these guys publish.

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16 of 16 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By colleen on 03-31-15

Excellent

Easy to listen to, great facts. One of the best in it's genre. Might not want to listen to while eating...just as suggestion. :)

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11 of 11 people found this review helpful

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