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Publisher's Summary

In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the best-seller What to Expect When You're Expecting.
The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude - distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the audiobook is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.
With this lighthearted month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife - the main role of expectant dads - he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor, what to buy, how many and when, maintaining work-life balance, and maintaining work-life-wife balance.
New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:



The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife
Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!
Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!



Festive gender-reveal parties (really!)
Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hashtags
Cloth diapers: the debate is back!

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By Jessica on 02-16-18

Not supportive. Completely disrespectful.

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

Nothing. His opinion is a disgrace. And no new father should ever pick up this book. Pregnancy is a team sport...he missed the mark by miles.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

NO

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