• Un-Cabaret Stories

  • Richard Simmons Tried to F--- Me in the Supermarket
  • By: Rob Cohen
  • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Rob Cohen
  • Length: 11 mins
  • Performance
  • Release date: 04-27-06
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Un-Cabaret
  • 5 out of 5 stars 5.0 (1 rating)

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Publisher's Summary

A deeply funny story by Rob Cohen about his encounter with America's foremost fitness guru. The third installment of Cohen's 'Trilogy of Celebrity Terror' (along with "Jerry Lewis Called Me a Faggot" and "Delivery for Ms. Kellerman").ROB COHEN is an Emmy-winning writer for The Ben Stiller Show and The Simpsons. He has also been a Writer on Saturday Night Live and American Dad.This piece was recorded at Un-Cabaret's reading series "Say the Word", featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person nonfiction.
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©2006 Un-Cabaret & Artists
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Critic Reviews

"An artistic genre all it's own! Very funny people telling unusually honest stories." (Ira Glass, This American Life)
"A comedy be-in!" (Rolling Stone)
"Original, deep, smart, surprising, and very funny!" (The Onion)
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