A deeply funny story by Rob Cohen about his encounter with America's foremost fitness guru. The third installment of Cohen's 'Trilogy of Celebrity Terror' (along with "Jerry Lewis Called Me a Faggot" and "Delivery for Ms. Kellerman").ROB COHEN is an Emmy-winning writer for The Ben Stiller Show and The Simpsons. He has also been a Writer on Saturday Night Live and American Dad.This piece was recorded at Un-Cabaret's reading series "Say the Word", featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person nonfiction.
"An artistic genre all it's own! Very funny people telling unusually honest stories." (Ira Glass, This American Life) "A comedy be-in!" (Rolling Stone) "Original, deep, smart, surprising, and very funny!" (The Onion)