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Trump's America
- Buy This Book and Mexico Will Pay for It
- Narrated by: Scott Dikkers, Jen Spyra, Mike Kaminski, Miriam Millikin
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
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Publisher's summary
This book is important, and not just because it's about Donald Trump. It is essential listening for anyone who wants to discover the official Trump Brand Origin Story, to learn his positions on vital issues like the military - "Are These the Biggest Missiles We Have?," science - "If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn't He Rich?" and good government - "Of the Good People, By the Good People, and For the Good People." Through hilarious stories, photo mashups, official documents, and future newspaper clippings, listeners will experience life under the leadership of President Trump. This is the road map every citizen needs to thrive and survive in a "Trumpocalypse." Remember, it will be Trump's America, but you have to live in it.
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- 06-06-16
The Definitive Guide To Donald Trump
Would you listen to Trump's America again? Why?
Yes, it's a hilarious take-down and also celebration of the comic book villain Donald Trump. Written by Scott Dikkers, a founder of The Onion, and a team of talented comedy writers, I think this book's comedy plays best when heard aloud. We just listened to it on a road trip and there were too many laugh out loud moments to count. It's really funny in a terrifying "this guy might rule the free world" kind of way.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Trump's America?
It was interesting to hear about the meticulous care given to Donald Trump's member. I picked up a few pointers.
What about the narrators’s performance did you like?
I thought the voice of Donald Trump was pitch perfect - it's not easy for a human to capture the voice and nuances of a cartoon character.
What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?
Donald Trump's weight is fantastic, his blood is red and is cholesterol is medium rare. Also, I had no idea his skin was dry cleaned twice a week.
Any additional comments?
This is a fantastic listen, satire in it's highest form. Everyone will get a lot of good laughs from listening to this audiobook. Unless you're Donald Trump. Then you should skip this and listen to Art of the Deal. Again.
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- Schen
- 11-03-16
Absolutely hilarious!
This is a must listen for any loser out there who thinks Donald's hands are smaller than the wall he'll build with Mexican money (i.e. UUUUUUGE). Dikkers writes AMAZING satire (I mean slander punishable by Gitmo) and is totally on point with his slightly over the top humor (which will surely get him waterboarded at Gitmo for his lack of "correct" uuumor). Keep on keepin' on!
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- 06-22-16
Not that funny
I'm not sure if it's because I kind a like Donald Trump because he so entertaining I love lately he's become kind of strange but it is the way it was in a great
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