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Publisher's Summary

Join Brian, as he tries to woo the girl that works in the local shop, will passing out face down in super glue while trying to make her a gift hinder his chances of getting her to go out with him?
Will Father Frederick, an alcoholic vicar who has a slight issue with stalking be able to win back the heart of a woman he loved a long time ago?
And will Ethel, who thinks that throwing hard rice instead of confetti in a Bride Groom's face is an acceptable form of sport, be able to catch whichever one of these two losers in love with her trick as they step out of the church on the happy day?
Written entirely in the form of product reviews, we guarantee you've never read a book quite like this before. Hilarious and wholly original, The Village Idiot Reviews pokes gentle fun at the more obscure corners of your favourite e-commerce sites - and introduces the most bonkers set of countryside dwellers since The Vicar of Dibley.
©2014 Pete Sortwell (P)2014 Pete Sortwell
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5 out of 5 stars
By erobbins33 on 04-19-15


I freaking love this book! I can't wait to listen to the sequel! Fans of "Brit-wit", and people who like to read reviews, will totally appreciate this compendium of reviews which, separately, are hilarious, and together, tell a story of a small village of very strange and funny people. The narrator totally nailed it. Love<3

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3 out of 5 stars
By DK on 09-05-16

Fun Stuff...I'd Like It More If I Were British....

Any additional comments?

I adore Pete Sortwell's writing. I highly recommend:
Dating in the Dark
and Diary of the .... Father Series.

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1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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1 out of 5 stars
By paulcfc on 05-13-17

Couldn't finish

This is possibly the most unfunny book I have ever tried to listen may just be my sense of humour ,but I would surgest a sample before buying which is something I wish I had done

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1 out of 5 stars
By sxortesi on 12-28-15

idiotic humour

If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

benny hill fans

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

grated on my funny bone, totally did not make me laugh. toilet humour ect ect

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