• The Reality Chick

  • By: Monique Marvez
  • Narrated by: Monique Marvez
  • Length: 56 mins
  • Original Recording Audiobook
  • Release date: 03-18-04
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Uproar Entertainment
  • 4 out of 5 stars 4.2 (19 ratings)

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Editorial Reviews

Monique Marvez opens this honesty exposé with a mantra: "Tell me the truth and let me decide." It turns out the truth is both tragic and hilarious, which leads us back to another of Marvez’ truisms: "You can’t change a man." The "Latin Diva of Comedy" doesn’t mince words in this outrageously candid guide to relationships and sex, as she blends realistic expectations with uproarious entertainment. From possum sex to pillow talk, The Reality Chick finds this provocative wit at her most pointed and cynical. If the truth hurts, Marvez will have audiences writhing with laughter, begging her to bring on the pain.
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Publisher's Summary

Forget reality TV. When you scratch your head bewildered, frustrated, and hurt, don't get mad...get Reality Chick, Monique Marvez's follow up to her critically-acclaimed best seller Built for Comfort. Reality Chick will have you laughing as you cry out, "Aha! That's why they make me crazy!" Enlightening as well as entertaining, this take-no-prisoners look at relationships is certain to be a comedy classic. A complimentary comparison to Bette Midler is only the beginning of what can be said about Monique Marvez. With an hourglass figure and a stopwatch wit, she has emerged as one of Miami's brightest and most provocative talents. Marvez believes in the adage, "You can never make a second first impression." She has consistently sold out clubs and concert halls from Miami to Anchorage.
Don't miss more comedy from Monique Marvez.
©2003 Uproar Entertainment (P)2003 Uproar Entertainment
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Customer Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
By James on 03-13-07

You Will Hurt From Laughter!

The Reality Chick is the funniest schtick you are likely to ever hear. All about romance, love and sex, it is the most right-on description of the quest for the perfect mate. Everyone I have played this for, male and female, agrees that Monique is right on. Definately not for your kids, and it will make your parents blush, but it is absolutely hilarious. Buy it now!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Erin Zimmer on 06-18-04

Outstanding

I love this routine. She does a wonderful job and is not afraid to say what she sees! If you are at all a fan of stand-up, I highly recommend getting this one.

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