The Raw Vegan Bible

  • by Dr. David "Greens" Conner
  • Narrated by Matt Stone
  • 0 hrs and 22 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Perfect Skin. Perfect Health. Perfect Life.
It's a proven fact that people who eat a raw vegan diet live longer, never age, and make approximately a million dollars or more each year (eat more greens, make more green). Now you, too, can learn the secrets of the perfect human diet in The Raw Vegan Bible by esteemed author (and super cool musician), Dr. David "Greens" Connor. Learn why enzymes are the key to increasing vitality and raising your Kundalini energy. Discover the secrets of superfoods and begin to have super poop (yes, it's true, you'll even get more comfortable with your poop after listening to this audiobook!).
SAD is Sad
The Standard American Diet is killing us all, as evidenced by the death of the author's elderly grandfather. If only he had known to eat a 100 percent raw vegan diet, he could have lived forever. So which will you choose? Chicken nuggets and cancer or kale and perfect health? The choice here should be obvious, but if it's not yet clear, "Greens" gives some excellent examples in the book of people who have healed from all sorts of unpleasant diseases by just eating raw.
Zebras Don't Cook and Neither Should You
Ever wonder why wild animals never get degenerative diseases? It's because they don't have stoves! Our hands were designed to pluck fruit off of trees, not to hold a spatula. Get back to nature and discover the glowing abundance available to you when you eschew all of the food all of the people around you are eating. (I mean, come on, you don't really want to look like them, do you?) The Raw Vegan Bible will teach you the way of perfect health, so you can be in alignment with all the other species on the planet. No more fire for you, you caveman. Humans have evolved.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Worthless. This book just makes fun of the vegan lifestyle.

The whole point of this book is to make fun of anyone who honestly wants to learn about this diet. It's a waste of money and time. I also found it was offensive.
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- Amber

It was a hoax! I wasted my money! No disclaimer!

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

If it were a real, genuine book.

What did you like best about this story?

Have to give him an S for SARCASM.

Any additional comments?

There needs to be a disclaimer on hoax type books like this so that people don't waste their money thinking it's a normal book. It was a 15 minute long sarcastic joke. A bit upset that I wasted my time and money on this.

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- J. Andrews

Book Details

  • Release Date: 11-04-2015
  • Publisher: Archangel Ink