The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

  • by Henry Beard, Christopher Cerf
  • Narrated by Christopher Cerf
  • 1 hrs and 27 mins
  • Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

"Yes" means no. "Maybe" means no. "No" means...what? As anyone engaged in compulsory heterosexuality can tell you, a war on words has been declared. Whether you're seeking a premarital slave as a prelude to domestic incarceration, or just looking for another unpaid sex worker, there is a minefield of language quirks to be negotiated. Let this dictionary be your guide to what you can do, where you can do it, with whom you can do it, and what to call it.


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Funny as heck!

The author went to great pains just to show us how many people are out there with way too much time on their hands. Easily worth the price!
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- Louis

Book Details

  • Release Date: 12-16-1999
  • Publisher: Phoenix Books