"Yes" means no. "Maybe" means no. "No" means...what? As anyone engaged in compulsory heterosexuality can tell you, a war on words has been declared. Whether you're seeking a premarital slave as a prelude to domestic incarceration, or just looking for another unpaid sex worker, there is a minefield of language quirks to be negotiated. Let this dictionary be your guide to what you can do, where you can do it, with whom you can do it, and what to call it.