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Publisher's Summary

This is Limmy's second book. It's a whole load of new, odd and hilariously grim short stories.
Tom is in a soft play with his daughters. He's bored. He's so bored he can move things with his mind.
A man fills up a mate's biscuit tin without ever telling him, to see what happens.
Maggie's boyfriend, Iain, bought a curtain. It keeps attacking them. She wants it out of the house.
A man is sitting in his wheelie bin at two in the morning, and he wants to tell you why.
Kenny's mate Scott is suicidal and ridden with guilt. Kenny takes him on holiday to Benidorm. It'll be some laugh.
©2017 Limmy (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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Critic Reviews

Praise for the author:
" Daft Wee Stories will sate Limmy's existing fans and proves once again that his wickedly anarchic sensibility moves effortlessly between media." ( Chortle)
"Disturbing yet very, very funny, it's a shocking, scathing delight." ( The Sun)
"So good they'll make you snot yourself laughing." ( Scotland on Sunday)
"The comedy book of the year." ( Time Out)
"The tales he treats us to are indeed both daft and wee; happily, they're funny, peculiar and original, too." ( Guardian)
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Customer Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 05-15-17

Limmy 4 Life

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would absolutely recommend this book to a friend! It is hilarious and limmy is obviously pure genius.

What did you like best about this story?

I think all of them are great so its a hard one to choose but if I had too I would say my favorite part is that its multiple stores combined and you never get bored. I have already listened 10 times or more.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Jean Claude Ard Van Pierre on 06-16-17

I love Limmy... I didn't LOVE this...

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Sure, because I have other Limmy fan friends.

If you’ve listened to books by Limmy before, how does this one compare?

I thought the stories in his previous book were funnier, what's the point in writing a story that doesn't make sense if it's not funny? Quite a few of the ones here just weren't funny.

What does Limmy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

His voice and pronunciation, saying it how it was supposed to be said.

Any additional comments?

Though I didn't LOVE this, I did like it and I do love the printed version that he signed for me. I'm a big Limmy fan and will continue to be.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Richard Millar on 05-16-17

Better than the first!

Daft Wee Stories was good but this is better. A must for any Limmy fan.

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