Sacred Cows

  • by Seth Andrews
  • Narrated by Seth Andrews
  • 5 hrs and 4 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Did you know that God forbids the tying of shoelaces on Saturdays? Or that humans emit a colorful aura that can be discerned only with a Third Eye? That bountiful harvest requires the flinging of a live goat from a church bell tower? That instead of wishing upon a star, we can wish upon a...cow? Well into the 21st century, our species continues to participate in beliefs and customs that seem more suited to the Bronze Age than the Information Age, some of which involve poisonous snakes, holy smoke, urine bubbles, crystals, tarot cards, aliens, costumed virgins, and, of course, an offering plate. Join Seth Andrews for a random romp across the planet and a humorous look at some of humanity's Sacred Cows.


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Seth is changing the world!

Seth is one of those people who just has a way with words. Sacred Cows is one of those books that makes you think about the superstitions you have in your life and brings to light the ridiculous in the world. It's funny, well written, and hugely entertaining. A great read and an even better listen. I can't wait until your next book Seth.
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- Bric

Wonderfully hilarious

Seth Andrews does a wonderful job capturing the humor in belief around the world. Filled with laugh out loud humor. His storytelling style is captivating and his deep baritone voice is a joy to listen to.
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- brian clemmons

Book Details

  • Release Date: 07-01-2015
  • Publisher: Seth Andrews