If there's even a smidgen of Scrooge in your psyche, just say, "Bah-Humbug!" and laugh at this satire of the treacly best seller, The Christmas Box. Among the variations on the theme are: The Christmas Vox, in which a young man finds himself having phone sex with Ms. Santa Claus; The Christmas Jury Box, a touching memoir by a sequestered O.J. juror who misses her fruitcake; and The Christmas Box Lunch, the touching tale of a caterer's X-mas. You'll be pleased to learn that the true meaning of Christmas is receiving.More
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- Robert C Moore
Recorded from an Oatmeal Box
The recording should have been made using real microphones instead of, what sounds like, a Mr Microphone broadcasting thru an AM transistor radio built circa 1962. This release has all of the fidelity and clarity of Thomas Edison's original attempt to recite Mary Had a Little Lamb on a wax cylinder.
never got there.
Little Artie is fine; now open the sealed box he's speaking from and let him try reading it again in front of a real microphone.
- E. Van Eckert