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Ed Robinson's first book, Leap of Faith/Quit Your Job and Live on a Boat, was an Amazon best seller in multiple categories. Now he's back with this hilarious look at the nautical lifestyle. From Poop to Booze to Bikinis, he covers the funnier side of the issues encountered by boaters all of types. With chapters like Signs You Live on a Boat, Stupid People on Rental Equipment, and Zombies Can't Swim, you'll find plenty of laughs. There's even a chapter for Tim Dorsey fans.
If you are a liveaboard, cruiser, weekender, wannabe boater, have boating friends, or are just a fan of Ed Robinson's wit, you will enjoy this light hearted romp through many maritime topics.
©2013 Ed Robinson (P)2014 Ed Robinson
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By David on 01-15-18

DO NOT Waste your time!

This book was a horribly plagiarized, senseless conglomeration of other people’s song lyrics, narratives, etc. It is blatantly obvious that the author just wanted to publish a book for the sake of selling a few thousand copies to make some pocket change. No professobal

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By Sarah Leslie on 06-13-16

Nice collection of stories.

This is a quick audio book, but should he entertaining to any who would like to live on a boat. Great value for the price

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