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Eric Baxter doesn't ask for much. All he wants is to get his leg-over occasionally with his wife, Helen, and to lose enough weight to be able to see his genitals again without having to lean completely forward. So when Carol (the randy work colleague and fellow food lover who almost seduced him the night before) turns up at his home and introduces herself to his wife, he begins to wonder whether life is playing a cruel practical joke on him. As Carol seems determined to make his life a misery for turning her down, and he's about to discover something's going horribly wrong in the trouser department too, he could very well be right.
If that weren't enough to have him reaching for the comfort food, he also has to contend with an oversexed son who's using the soapy bathroom sponge for something other than cleaning purposes. Plus a daughter who having just discovered boys has started dating a six-foot ginger gorilla with huge bushy sideburns. Not forgetting his neighbor's cat, a vengeful pigeon, a gang of feral children, and a vigilante sausage dog.
©2016 Steven Morris (P)2017 Steven Morris
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5 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 07-07-17

lemon cake is even better than chocolate cake

Where does Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?


Who was your favorite character and why?

eric by far - he's hilarious

Have you listened to any of Steve White’s other performances? How does this one compare?

listened to chocolate cake, the same - as funny

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

none, it all made me laugh

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4 out of 5 stars
By The Piebald Princess on 06-25-17

Cakes, cakes and more cakes

What made the experience of listening to Lust, Lies and Lemon Cakes Too the most enjoyable?

This follow up book is not as good as the first book. Nonetheless I enjoyed the long running cat saga with the neighbour, the kids and their new relationships and stalker Carol!
It is a light, easy and enjoyable listen.

Would you be willing to try another book from Steven Morris? Why or why not?

I bought the chocolate cake book, which was way better than this follow up. I was a but disappointed as it wasn't as funny as the first book.

What about Steve White’s performance did you like?

He brings the characters to life.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Made me smile on many occasions. No big LOLs though.

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