Life Without the BS is a humorous look at life, marriage, kids, education, and a few other bugaboos including politics, religion, and sex and dating.
If you've got an axe to grind against the Obama, Hillary, Rush, or Anne Coulter - we've got you covered there, too.
I don't want to give away the farm, but here a few tastes of what you'll find inside.
Let me warn - it's finger-licking good. Once you start listening, you won't want to stop.
On people: As Americans, we're guaranteed the right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". Only problem is what gets my rocks off doesn't even register on the happiness scale for some crazy ass bastards out there. Believe it or not, people are different, some a little more so than others.
On sex and dating: Everything I know about sex and dating I learned from perusing the Craigslist ads.
Don't get me wrong, I used to have a pretty good idea of how to handle myself around the opposite sex, but after 20 years of marriage, I figured I better polish up my dating skills before putting myself back on the market.
Apparently the new ritual is for the guy to post a picture of his thingy on Craigslist, along with a catchy slogan like, "I've got a really big package for you," or "Cum take a ride on my rocket."
If everything measures up, the female will email back a picture of her boom box or tater tots.
Last time I was in the dating game it took a minimum of three dates to get that far.
But, as they say, everything moves faster in the internet age.
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