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Nobody could kiss and tell like the late Rodney Dangerfield! Here are all the details of his torrid love affair with La Contessa. This ultra-spicy private diary chronicles the amazing exploits of a great lothario, and is sure to make you howl. Afterwards, the man who just "can't get no respect" lets loose with a collection of then new material, "It's Lonely at the Top (When There's No One on the Bottom", performed at the world-famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
©1995 Together, Inc. (P)1995 Dove Audio and Together, Inc.
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By Frederick on 11-19-03

Dirty Raunchy Hilarious for the first half

The first half of this audio book, La Contessa, is filthy, and absolutely hilarious. The second half is a live comedy stand that is extremely difficult to hear. For the price, La Contessa is worth the first half! Loved it!

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By KRANZO on 03-17-14

Raunchy good times

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Starts off with a hilarious very short story then jumps to a standup routine. I wish the story was longer or there would have been more stories because it was better than the standup. The standup was good but the story had me crying laughing. Most if not all of the humor is of a graphic sexual nature, much of which includes incest, beastiality, gay and straight jokes so don't buy this is your a prude.

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