How to Be Ultra Spiritual

  • by JP Sears
  • Narrated by JP Sears
  • 7 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality
In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.
Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language
Let's face it, most of us don't have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP's wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness' teachings on:


Competitive spirituality - the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
Dreaming up your awakening - how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
Rigidly yogic yoga - the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
Mindfullessness - all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.

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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

a one of a kind work of art

so funny, finished in about a week. the more u knows about the subject matter the funnier it will be, up to a point anyway, after that itll just be offensive... but its for ur health! lol ✌💜🔥
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- Mike

I wanted to love it. His YouTube series are great

What would have made How to Be Ultra Spiritual better?

I know he was trying to do the "yogi spiritual" voice but all the sentences just seem to run together. The chapters just dragged on and on turning his reading at times into the Charlie Brown adult teacher "wah wah wah wah wah wah" speech.. There were a couple of other speaker parts that I feel were helpful in the stories.


What was most disappointing about JP Sears’s story?

That I enjoy his YouTube series and disliked the book. The content is actually funny but for some reason it didn't work as well for the audio reading.


How did the narrator detract from the book?

His voice inflection is very drone.


What character would you cut from How to Be Ultra Spiritual?

I thought all the characters listed were fine


Any additional comments?

His videos are hilarious but it doesn't seem to transfer well to audio or maybe I am not enlightened spiritually enough to appreciate his great teachings through this intended platform.

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- J. Knight

Book Details

  • Release Date: 03-07-2017
  • Publisher: Sounds True