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Publisher's Summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.
In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.
©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.
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5 out of 5 stars
By Jim on 05-27-18

This Book Eased My Depression and Anxiety

I just finished listening to Maddox's new book, "Fuck Whales", on audiobook. I can honestly say that his book has helped me so much with my depression and anxiety.

I am currently dealing with overwhelming stress brought on by a recent breakup, relocation, job search, and "starting over" at 31 years old in a new place where I don't know anyone.

The past few days, which have been especially difficult getting my depressed ass out of bed, I have been walking around town listening to this book and laughing so hard and forgetting about my troubles for a little while.

Thank you, Maddox, from the bottom of my heart, for taking the time to craft this masterful tome and also to grace us with your own voice on the audiobook version.

Even though you are the Master Satirist of our generation, you are also doing serious work that has a real world impact on people like me. Humor is sometimes all we have to cope with the madness of daily living. Thank you for being the funniest man alive.

Even though you didn't write it or read it for me, you still made me feel better by doing it. Keep up the stellar work and fuck whales!

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5 out of 5 stars
By CjActual on 12-06-17

Fuck this book

Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

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