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Publisher's Summary

A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times best-selling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.
In this third book from Maddox, the reigning king of Internet satire delivers a collection of humorous, unapologetic essays in the same voice that propelled him into comedic stardom. With all-new material, F-ck Whales doesn't fail to deliver on his personal brand of satire, complete with self-promotion, petty rants, and brilliant essays on anything and everything Maddox deems worthy of his ire.
©2017 Maddox (P)2017 Simon & Schuster, Inc.
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By Ryan on 10-18-17

#dicklies

A terrible book from a dead/irrelevant internet "celebrity". How long is it going to be before Maddox disavows chapters in this book because he's retroactively offended by them?

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By CjActual on 12-06-17

Fuck this book

Fuck this book and fuck this review. It's a great read. Read it like a dictionary of contrary-ism.

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