• Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

  • By: Kelly Oxford
  • Narrated by: Kelly Oxford
  • Length: 10 hrs
  • Unabridged
  • Release date: 04-02-13
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
  • 3.6 (18 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Kelly Oxford is…


A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A writer
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
“Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” - Bea, age 4
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
“Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
A terrible liar
©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada
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By Nicole on 06-26-15

I love you, Kelly Oxford!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?

Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"

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