Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
- Narrated by: Kelly Oxford
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 04-02-13
- Language: English
- Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
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A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds
Not the queen of the world
An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
A born salesman
Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
Totally an expert on strep throat
Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
“Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” - Bea, age 4
Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
“Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
A terrible liar
Customer ReviewsMost Helpful
By Nicole on 06-26-15
I love you, Kelly Oxford!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes! She's relateable and hilarious.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar?
Her beginnings as a teenage model. "You weren't ready for that, were you judges?"