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Publisher's Summary

[Contains explicit content] If children's literature is any guide, we should all be able to magically fall asleep simply by saying goodnight to the things we can see from our beds. But any adult knows that our work anxieties and shameful memories would rather stay up all night and chat. Which is why the only viable bedtime routine for weary adults involves a healthy dose of medication. To hear the series in full, log in to the Audible app and click on the “Channels” icon.
©2017 Bedtime Stories for Cynics (P)2017 Audible, Inc.
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By Evan on 08-03-17

Cracking up

Put off listening to this. but when I did I couldn't stop laughing. so funny

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By Trell on 07-13-17

Silly!

it was funny, silly, and reliable. enjoyed the many antics given throughout the story. they should create more like this!

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