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Publisher's Summary

Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?
They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:


Dirty jokes
Sexy jokes
Witticisms
Funny quotes
Riddles
Wisecracks
Feminist jokes
Love jokes
Sexist jokes
Bad jokes
Funny proverbs

All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.
Dating will never be the same.
At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.
©2014 Lázaro Droznes (P)2015 Lázaro Droznes
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By Danielle Clementi on 06-22-15

What a waste of time

This was absolutely the worst audiobook I have ever purchased I think the narrator was actually embarrassed that he took on the job of n
Nah reading this book if this is a joke I'm still waiting for the punchline

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By peggy on 09-13-17

These jokes had me rolling on the floor!

There's really not very many joke audiobooks out there on the market that deliver like this one. This book had tons of jokes that I now use when I go out or have friends over. Every joke in this book has made someone I know laugh. Thanks for this mood lifting book!

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By Suffolkchief on 04-02-15

Don't bother

The jokes are poor and often repeated. The delivery is flat and frankly boring.
Don't waste your time or money on this.

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