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Publisher's Summary

What makes those cookies so gosh-darned yummy?
"You need to get a job," Father said to his children. "You're in your mid-20s. Time to get out my house." And so they did.
Hansel and Gretel are two long-haul truckers, a brother and sister team, whose work order is simple: Deliver a truckload of cookies across country to an old witch in the forest. They accept the job, despite the rumors that those who deliver cookies sometimes don't make it back. When they stop to pick up their load, they notice something isn't right. Pastries shouldn't be bleeding and screaming and trying to escape their boxes.
Years ago, a rather ugly child lived in an orphanage. She was picked on mercilessly until one by one the orphans went missing. Now an old witch with a cookie addiction, she sits alone in her mansion made of sweets, waiting for her delivery of baked goods with the one special ingredient in them.
Will Hansel and Gretel make their delivery on time? Will they make it out alive? Will Hansel finally admit that Gretel is the better driver?
Indulge your appetite and feast your eyes on this new twist on an age-old tale.
Note: This series does not need to be listened to in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
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5 out of 5 stars
By Heather North on 03-19-18

Unique

Unique take on a classic fairytale. Very funny to listen to. Great narrator! I received a free review copy of this audiobook at my request and I have voluntarily left this review.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Robert Merrill on 03-11-18

Fairy tales done right!!

I received this book for free in exchange for a voluntarily unbiased review.

This is the first book from this author and found his take on the genre refreshing. Had a Creepshow vibe to it and could easily be a tv show I would watch. This short story was fun and ending was not expected.

The narrator was fine but reminds me if Chris from Family Guy. He is fun to listen too and he brought the characters alive.

Beware the cookies!!!!

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