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Mark Russell & Shannon Wheeler's faithful yet irreverent approach to the Bible made their book God Is Disappointed in You a modern cult classic. Now, by popular demand, they turn their attention to the best parts left out of the canonical Bible, including the Midrash, the Apocrypha, Gnostic Gospels, and more! And if you thought the Bible had some weird stuff in it....
©2016 Mark Russell and Shannon Wheeler (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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By Susie on 05-31-16

A Goldmine of Weirdness

Apocrypha is like "The National Enquirer" to the Bible's "New York Times" —it has all the unsanctioned dirt; Adam's ill fated first marriage to Lilith, Eve's affair with the Serpent, and many more sex scandals, monster tales, and of course, lessons involving sex with monsters.

Juicier gossipier bible stories full of seriously laugh out loud jokes and James Urbaniak's narration. It's. So. Funny.

I didn't think Russell, Wheeler, and Urbaniak could top "God is Disappointed in You," but I was wrong. Like biblical knowledge, there are endless jokes to be mined, sometimes by simply telling the stories in plain english.

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By PaganDeva2000 on 10-01-16

I LOVE these people!

If you're the sort that can't tolerate foul language or religious humor, this audiobook is NOT FOR YOU. Many people learn through dark humor and I'm one of them. Keep them coming!

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By paloma on 07-12-16

So funny and yet accurate

I really enjoyed these series, together with God is dissapointed in you. Both are entertaining, funny and leave you wanting more. Very impressed with the reader.
Hopefully the author will cover more religious books, although the cartoons might not be always appropriate...

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