• A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

  • By: Doyle Redland
  • Length: Less than 1 minute
  • 2.0 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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A New Study Finds That a Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions in Conservation Funding

By: Doyle Redland
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A mass extinction would be a major boon both for individual citizens and the country at large.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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60 Seconds of not funny

I love the Onion News, usually. These short 60 second stories fell short of their usual comedy imo.
Maybe worth a listen if it were free, definitely not for payment, even one less than a dollar.
The topics were intriguing, if the story was longer, more detailed, I feel this would've lived up to the usual Onion News standards and been funny.

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under a minute

This title is less than a minute and half of that is the title- the onion into- the jingle and the outro-- actual body of this title is just under 30 seconds, this review is literally longer

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