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Publisher's Summary

Top-producing real estate broker and award-winning humorist Cathy Turney shows real estate sales people how to reliably achieve and sustain a six-figure income in this laugh-out-loud exposé and how-to book about the real estate sales business.
As managing partner at Better Homes Realty in the San Francisco Bay Area, Cathy has seen it all in her 25-plus-year real estate career and ranks in the top 10 percent of all real estate agents in sales production nationally. Whether you are a newly licensed real estate agent, an experienced pro, or someone who wants to learn what Realtors do all day and many nights, you will find this book adds greatly to your success and ability to smile!
Order a copy of this book now and take your sales and smiles to a whole new level.
©2015 Cathy Turney (P)2015 Cathy Turney
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Critic Reviews



Winner of the American Business Association's 2015 Best Business Book of the Year, both nationally and internationally
"If you could read only one real estate book, whether you are a seasoned real estate agent or new to the industry, this is the book for you because it shows – in a funny and disarming way – how homes are bought and sold, and the humorous underbelly of a very serious business. This well-written book will appeal to real estate agents, real estate buyers and sellers and investors who work with Realtors." (Octavio Nuiry, Managing Editor, HousingNewsReport)
"Hilarious! Witty! Spiced with wisdom! Please don't make a move till you open this book. Then, if you like to laugh, I don't think you'll want to put it down. Cathy Turney has given America a real page Turney! Oops, page turner!" (Patricia Evans, internationally acclaimed author and relationship consultant)
"A lot of sound advice and a lot of laughs." (Chuck Lamb, former president, California Association of Realtors)
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3 out of 5 stars
By Jony B. on 11-25-15

funny, entertaining.... but no real meat

I enjoyed listening to this audio, but found that it didn't really contain information that is extremely helpful. alot of common sense stuff that might help a beginner agent.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Mauvis Ledford on 09-28-15

Good and funny insights into the mind of a Realtor

The book is not 100% full of good Real Estate info but more of a quick, humorous, book in to the mind and daily life of an experienced realtor. If you're considering becoming one or even working with one, it is a good book to read. The female narrator did well in executing the spirit of the book. I am a hobbiest and read a lot of Real Estate investing books. This one was a refreshing change.

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1 out of 5 stars
By Brent on 03-30-17

This might be considered OK for a newbie.

Sorry but a great humerous story still needs to be followed by more constructive how. Scripts, dialogues, aid with emotional intelligence, how to hit targets and the real activities. Garage sales might be great but then what? Whats the follow up procedure exactly, how many touch points should you have a year and what are the most effective ways of doing it?

Nice little story but I cant say the time I have invested into listening has given me a return sadly.

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