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Publisher's Summary

WARNING: Highly prone to spontaneous fits of delirium, irrational logic, and violent, unpredictable mood swings. This individual has been sober, swollen, and hungry for the past nine months, so proceed with caution and handle with care. Anything said during the course of labor and delivery should not be taken seriously. Side effects may last up to 18 years. Please consult your physician should castration occur. And never forget, this is all your fault.
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5 out of 5 stars
By Laurie Beemer on 04-11-18

absoutely hilarious

This book made me cry because I could not stop laughing. I loved every inch, every word of this story. What I read was fantastic but t hear it made it that much funnier and entertaining. I rate this as the funniest book of 2108 for me and I read a lot. The author did an amazing job writing this book and then finding the perfect platform and voices to make it spectacular.

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5 out of 5 stars
By JLH on 04-10-18

Humorous Look at Becoming a Parent

The narrators did a great job of making Henley, Jeff and Tara come to life. I could hear the conversations and see the characters having them. I laughed out loud several times at the humor in this book.

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