Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog

  • by Lisa Scottoline
  • Narrated by Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
  • 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times best-selling author of Look Again
At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007, and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline.
In this collection, you'll laugh about:

Being caught braless in the emergency room
Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls
A man's most important body part
Interrupting as an art form
A religion men and women can worship
Real estate ads as porn
Spanx are public enemy number one
And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Not sure why I didn't love it.

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

Although this collection of essays (newspaper columns) is charming, I found it hard to stay engaged for more than a chapter at a time. Since I have read Ms. Scottoline's novels voraciously, I was disappointed that I couldn't really get engrossed in her monologue. Well, I should say duo-logue, since her daughter periodically shared her own stories/opinions. I think I would recommend it to a friend, but clarify the book is better for short stints. It's neither gripping nor particularly memorable, though it has many moments of hilarity, wit and poignancy. For example,she tells of arranging for her mother to be met with a wheelchair at the airport. The image she conveys of her mother marching along the concourse while a helpless attendant pushes the asked-for wheelchair along behind the hearing-aidless-so-oblivious-woman is absolutely priceless and endearing.

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- Fay

Hilarious book, great on the road

I loved this book and I know many women will relate to the hysterical vignettes by Lisa Scottoline. This book is a great way to get in a good mood; on your way to work or to see your mother-in-law!
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- Joy

Book Details

  • Release Date: 11-24-2009
  • Publisher: Macmillan Audio