• Why Do I Say These Things?

  • By: Jonathan Ross
  • Narrated by: Jonathan Ross
  • Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
  • Abridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 10-21-08
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Random House Audiobooks
  • 4 out of 5 stars 4.3 (4 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Why are Jonathan's dogs such a cheap date?
Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?
Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?
And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?
Why? Because this is Jonathan Ross.
©2008 Jonathan Ross (P)2008 Random House Audiobooks
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5 out of 5 stars
By Maria on 02-20-11

Laugh out loud

Oh this was very funny to listen to on the train. My sudden guffaws brought some very strange looks from fellow passengers and I wished I could have shared it with them.
Jonathan Ross is terribly funny in this audio book, added by his voice providing all the commentary. Very enjoyable. If your sense of humour laughs at 'Diamond Bus Passes' :) you will laugh out loud on this listen and understand my reference by the time you get to the end of the book.

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