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Publisher's Summary

If you like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain, this book is probably not for you.
Danny Marianino's constant quest to find a comfortable place to poop as a youngster will have you in tears as you laugh (and groan) with him in this enlightening look into the enigmatic author and musician's childhood. Readers/Listeners of his previous books, Don't Ever Punch a Rock Star: A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors (2012) and The Mega Book of Revenge Films Volume 1: The Big Payback (2014) will enjoy returning to Marianino's unique voice as he takes you through his trials and tribulations as a rambunctious youth with a seemingly spastic colon.
©2016 Danny Marianino (P)2016 Danny Marianino
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5 out of 5 stars
By Yo yo jelly jello on 01-02-18

Fun book!

I enjoyed it. I didn’t think I would, but I enjoyed it. Also this is the dude that knocked out Glenn Danzig. He also played in a few notable hardcore bands, so you need to support

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