• The Warlizard Chronicles

  • Adventures with Vodka, Women, & War
  • By: Warlizard
  • Narrated by: Jeff Machado
  • Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Release date: 05-01-15
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Warlizard, Ink
  • 4.2 (5 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

My new fiancée Betty and I were sitting on the couch watching the Westminster Kennel Club dog show, when she looked over at me and casually said, "My first orgasm came from a dog."
As I sat there stunned, trying to control my reactions and collect myself, I had two immediate thoughts:
1. Now I know why my dog likes her better.
2. I wish this was the worst thing she'd ever told me.
About the audiobook:
In The Warlizard Chronicles, Warlizard tells the tales of a misspent youth, from the story of his "dog-gasmic" ex-fiancée to the logic of serving as a German linguist in Iraq. The stories are light, fast-paced, graphic, and not remotely safe for work. You have been warned.
©2011 Warlizard (P)2015 Warlizard
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By ockie on 09-12-15

Just simply incredible

Narrator was great, really fits the character. An incredible collection of stories from and incredible human being. its incredibley well written
A must buy. well worth the price.
If you're reading this just get it.

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