Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg's wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying "yes" to everything - and everyone - and how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment.
Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: She spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she'd put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn't fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she'd constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate.
From her first kiss to saying "I do", Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the real thing one promiscuous encounter at a time.
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Funny, good for passing time
The book was well written, funny and great story.
The last few chapters were the funniest. I don't want to give the book away but it was worth the read.
She really helped with the character and did a great job with the story.
I feel like the readers are openly invited into her life and the story didn't leave out any details. Maybe another book is in the near future?
- Meagan Whimsical
Best Audiobook EVER... and I'm not even done yet.