• I Hate Everyone, Except You

  • By: Clinton Kelly
  • Narrated by: Clinton Kelly
  • Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 01-10-17
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Tantor Audio
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.3 (174 ratings)

Regular price: $24.49

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Publisher's Summary

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
©2017 Clinton Kelly (P)2017 Tantor
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Critic Reviews

"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)
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Customer Reviews

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1 out of 5 stars
By Doris on 04-29-17

Filthy language overshadowed stories

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

Stories might have been okay if the language hadn't been so bad. Very disappointing.

Would you be willing to try another one of Clinton Kelly’s performances?

NO!

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

Disgusted

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

1 out of 5 stars
By A. Sanchez on 05-04-17

Too vulgar

What disappointed you about I Hate Everyone, Except You?

Way more vulgar than I was expecting. I don't mind a bit of a potty mouth. But he seriously wrote an entire chapter on his "dingus". Seriously?!? I was hoping to hear more of his life story and fashion advice than that.

Has I Hate Everyone, Except You turned you off from other books in this genre?

Completely

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

Yes

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from I Hate Everyone, Except You?

The whole chapter about his dingus.

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3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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