Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.
"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)
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Not sure if I would, I like Mr Kelly and love him on the Chew however I wanted to learn more than this book was able to show me. Also I do not need to know about Mr Kelly's penis the way that was exsplored in the book
1st book I've listen to by him
Better story his performance was fine
Next book lets get some more information some more story's not just filler
- Juan Carrillo "Love books love story's love using this as a way to detox"
Made me laugh but
- vacaloca "cowlady56"