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Publisher's Summary

Number-one New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess - unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport).
Housebroken is a rollicking new collection of essays showcasing her irreverent wit and inability to feel shame from defying nature in the quest to make her own Twinkies, to begging her new neighbors not to become urban livestock keepers, to teaching her eight-year-old nephew about hobos.
©2016 Laurie Notaro (P)2016 Dreamscape Media, LLC
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5 out of 5 stars
By Carlie on 07-28-16

Wonderful

Wonderfully read by one of my favorite authors! Fantastic collection of stories just like all of Laurie Notaro's essay books! PS the novels are great too!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Maureen Castellon on 08-04-16

Amazing

As a huge fan since Fat Bride, this book is my new favorite with hilarious stories and narration.

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