• Hilarity Ensues

  • By: Tucker Max
  • Narrated by: Tucker Max
  • Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Release date: 02-23-12
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
  • 4.3 (544 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively.
In this book, you'll learn:


How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
Why Halloween is really awesome
How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.
He's still Tucker Max, and - for one more book - he's still an asshole.
©2012 Tucker Max (P)2012 Tucker Max
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By Fernando on 07-03-16

Great stories!

Great audio book! Tucker's stories kept me making time to listen. Thanks for sharing Brother!

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By Danny Darko on 05-03-16

I like Tucker Max because his stories are NOT for everyone & his books stop me from killing myself

All you people, wait I should say WOMEN need to understand that these books are not your romantic novels or kid friendly stuff they are vulgar true stories that he uses as therapy for an inner problem he has. So you need to lay off of him & learn to laugh because I sure do at his stuff. Tucker Max for President!!!

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By Richardmk on 03-30-14

An American guy telling us how great he is.....

After listening to a long 40+ hour epic book, I decided that I should take in something for some light hearted relief. As the title suggests this one proclaims itself as hilarious and I thought therefore a perfect choice.

Well, hilarious it is not. The story is supposedly all true and based on the real life adventures of a young American guy, Tucker Max.

Narrated by the man himself, (very nasally, I may add) he seems all too proud with his antics, and all too eager to advise the listener just where that listener has been going wrong all these years when it comes to the opposite sex.

He's slept with practically the entire population of women in America just by telling the truth.... Simple, eh? He further implies that if you're an obnoxious gimp, you don't have to be nice when chatting up an American Girl, just rude. She'll fall at your feet...

Maybe the book didn't travel we'll over the water, but if the good people of the US, truly find these immature diary reading hilarious, which I doubt, they need some of our classic comedy over there.

An example of one story is, told through his nostrils, about the time he started being intimate with a girl only to find a used contraceptive already there. He scoffs a lot and goes on to tell the listener about the ensuing "hilarious" events. We'll Mr Max I can give you some advice here, if that is really the type of girls you're picking up, is it no wonder you've been with so many!

In Summary **yawn**








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