Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively.
In this book, you'll learn:
How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
Why Halloween is really awesome
How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van, and
What happens when Tucker turns sexting into a sport.
He's still Tucker Max, and - for one more book - he's still an asshole.
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Yes. Unless I want to use them as an education for my daughters about how some men think so they will know to RUN.
He wrote it. No. He lived it.
It's EXTREMELY difficult to offend me. I made it 20 minutes into this. Wasted time. Wasted money. I'm very sorry he didn't get an apology from the girl in whom he found a used condom. I'm very sorry I didn't read the reviews. I just couldn't imagine... Silly me.
The perfect book for fans of "Jackass, the Movie".
Frat boys, date rapists, etc.
Thankfully, he did not use the girls/women's real names, so, they were easy to follow by their nicknames.
It made me feel good about my own deficiencies.