• Happy Endings

  • The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
  • By: Jim Norton
  • Narrated by: Jim Norton
  • Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Release date: 06-21-07
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
  • 4 out of 5 stars 3.8 (456 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners. Jim will discuss everything from his affinity for hookers to stalking Black Sabbath and Alan Alda to always getting stuck with the hot girl's fat friend. He will share some of his experiences with Opie and Anthony, including his arrest on the infamous Voyeur Bus (a bus filled with naked girls that drove around Manhattan flashing passers-by). Many more heartwarming stories will be included in what is sure to be the most controversial title of 2007.
In addition to being a regular on the Opie & Anthony Show, Norton sells out comedy shows across the country. He starred on the recent HBO series Lucky Louie and was a regular on Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, and other national shows.
Norton had this to say about his forthcoming title: "It's ironic that many of the stories revolve around prostitution, because that's where all proceeds from this...will be going. Actually, that's probably more disgusting and creepy than ironic."
Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.
©2007 Jim Norton. All rights reserved (P)2007 Simon and Schuster Inc. All rights reserved.
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5 out of 5 stars
By christina onorio on 07-17-07

Jim Uncensored

**WARNING** This book is for adults only, infact only for adults who could handle profanity, sex and off color humor. If you are one of these adults then this is a must "read". Jim has made me more of a fan.

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7 of 7 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By Hal on 07-22-07

Funny but old O & A stories

I LOVE!!!! little Jimmy so I'm hesitant to write anything but a positive review. This is a funny book and you won't be dissapointed by it. That being said it was a lot of regurgitated stories from the O & A show. If your a fan however, this is not to be missed.

Happy birfday Jimmy!!!!! (I know how you like these !!)

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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5 out of 5 stars
By William on 10-07-15

It's Yimmy, pure and simple!

What more can I say, it's lil Jimmy... candid and brutally honest.

The reading during the first 20 minutes is not great... not sure if this was Jims first reading, very flat. After that he gets settled in however, the rest is honestly not reviewable as it is very much down to taste.

Best way to put it; if you like Jim Norton, you'll love this!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Barry on 02-08-15


What did you like most about Happy Endings?

Truly fantastic,always loved Jim's stand-up and work on o&a now o&j,an insight into an already disturbingly open man.

What did you like best about this story?

It's more of what I already love about Jim Norton.

What about Jim Norton’s performance did you like?

Who can tell his story better than Jim himself.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The airplane fart story is hilarious.

Any additional comments?

Somebody call the goose!

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1 out of 5 stars
By Anonymous User on 10-04-17

Just not funny.

Equates saying shocking things with being funny. I like crude, irreverent humour, but the bit missing here is the humour.

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1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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