Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

  • by Dorothy Bigguns
  • Narrated by Yinan Shentu
  • 1 hrs and 54 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Millions of people throughout the world fart every day, but it is the timing, the tact, and the excuses that make the act more forgivable. Learn from the personal experiences of Dorothy Bigguns and all the hilarity that ensues after she chooses to remove the filter and just let it all fly.
This book recounts some of Dorothy's travels, work life, and decadent youth as some of the most humiliating and most hilarious experiences involving her bad gas. She proves that you don't need to have an excuse to break wind - but you do need good company, understanding friends, or no sense of smell to get away with excessive flatulence.

Find out what happens when she exacts revenge on the wrong person
Learn what not to do on a date
Hear about the effects of malt liquor and cheap pizza
Rate your farts on a sliding scale
Look at perfume samples differently
Gain insight on pranks and practical jokes
Laugh out loud at pot-induced paranoia
Alienate your friends with a novelty spray can of farts
And, much more!


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Too funny

If you want some comedy in your life, this is it. I caught myself laughing out loud and my wife wondering what what so funny, until she read it . Love this
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- kevin

Adult comedy, crossing every boundary imaginable

Any additional comments?

This (Far too descriptive) frat house form of humor is sure to have some people rolling in the isles with laughter while others are sure to be thoroughly disgusted.
Personally, I did catch some of the humor and found myself laughing a little here and there, But I have to be honest. I found the stories in this book to be quite heavy on the disgusting, and rather light on the funny. For those folks who equate funny with disgusting however, this book may be a big hit.
I just don't happen to be one of those people.

One thing that was done correctly (which is very important to get right in a comedy book) was the narration. It was just about perfect for this kind of comedy.

I was given a free copy for an honest review of this title.

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- Amazon Customer

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-05-2015
  • Publisher: One Jacked Monkey, LLC