Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

  • by Chelsea Handler
  • Narrated by Chelsea Handler
  • 4 hrs and 23 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."


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Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

Didn't read the print

What other book might you compare Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to and why?

Are You There Vodka

Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable

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- Stefanie

Easy listening and Hilarious

her personality and wit, combined with her dysfunctional family tales made me laugh constantly. Lovely relatable book.
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- Amazon Customer

Book Details

  • Release Date: 03-04-2014
  • Publisher: Hachette Audio