• Believe Me

  • A Memoir of Love, Death and Jazz Chickens
  • By: Eddie Izzard
  • Narrated by: Eddie Izzard
  • Length: 14 hrs and 39 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (2,844 ratings)

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Believe Me

By: Eddie Izzard
Narrated by: Eddie Izzard
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Editorial reviews

Editors Select, June 2017

Eddie Izzard is easily the most quoted comedian in my family. His characteristic quips and witticisms and surprisingly deep knowledge of history and pop culture make his routines both hilarious and engaging. He takes this same factoid-filled-tangent approach to his heartfelt and intimate autobiography and delivers a rapid-fire performance that flows as effortlessly as a vibrant conversation. More importantly, Izzard’s is a performance to learn from, as he is at his funniest during the most painful memories in the book, demonstrating an enlightening ability to find joy in strife. It’s this unique talent that is so uniquely on display here, more holistic than his well-crafted satire, and bolder in its motivation and message. —Michael, Audible Editor

Publisher's summary

Critically acclaimed, award-winning British comedian and actor Eddie Izzard details his childhood, his first performances on the streets of London, his ascent to worldwide success on stage and screen, and his comedy shows, which have won over audiences around the world.

Over the course of a 30-year career, Eddie Izzard has proven himself to be a creative chameleon, inhabiting the stage and film and television screens with an unbelievable fervor. Born in Yemen and raised in Ireland, Wales, and postwar England, he lost his mother at the age of six. In his teens he dropped out of university and took to the streets of London as part of a two-man escape act; when his partner went on vacation, Izzard kept busy by inventing a one-man act, and thus a career was ignited. As a stand-up comedian, Izzard has captivated audiences with his surreal, stream-of-consciousness comedy - lines such as "cake or death?" "Death Star canteen", and "do you have a flag?" have the status of great rock lyrics. As a self-proclaimed "executive transvestite", Izzard broke the mold performing in full makeup and heels and has become as famous for his advocacy for LGBT rights as he has for his art. In Believe Me, he recounts the dizzying rise he made from street busking to London's West End to Wembley Stadium and New York's Madison Square Garden.

Still performing more than 100 shows a year - thus far in a record-breaking 28 countries worldwide - Izzard is arguably one of today's top kings of comedy. With his brand of keenly intelligent humor that ranges from world history to pop culture, politics, and philosophy, he has built an extraordinary fan base that transcends age, gender, and race. Writing with the same candor and razor-sharp insight evident in his comedy, he reflects on a childhood marked by unutterable loss, sexuality and coming out, as well as a life in show business, politics, and philanthropy. Honest and generous, Izzard's Believe Me is an inspired account of a very singular life thus far.

©2017 Eddie Izzard (P)2017 Penguin Audio

Critic reviews

“Beloved comedian, actor, and writer Izzard...shares intimate details about his life and is emotionally transparent throughout this splendid memoir.... The book is both funny and painful, and ultimately uplifting.” (Publishers Weekly)

“If you are a fan of Eddie Izzard, then you will love this book. If you are not a fan of Eddie Izzard, then there is a good chance that this book will make you one. The experience is akin to him sitting down and having a chat with you, which, we can all agree, sounds delightful.” (Thomas Burns Scully, Popdust.com)

“Beloved British comedian Eddie Izzard [writes] with the same wit and candor that characterizes his stand-up [and] tackles his sexuality, his troubled childhood, and the tumultuous early days of his career, even as he recounts his many excellent roles, albums, and tours.” (Maris Kreizman, Vulture)

“This book is a raw, honest exploration of what it means to live your truth, to be unapologetically ambitious, and to walk through fear over and over again. It’s about being brave. And hilarious. It reminded me that walking through fear almost always leads to happiness.” (Chelsea Handler)

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My three least favorite words: "End of footnote."

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this book to anyone who appreciates intelligence and wit, but I would absolutely demand that anyone who is an Eddie Izzard fan should stop whatever they are doing (conducting a concert, having a PBJ sandwich, executing a tricky liver transplant, whatever) and IMMEDIATELY grab this audiobook. You'll know why when you start listening to it.

What other book might you compare Believe Me to and why?

Wil Wheaton did this with some of his books, but I don't know of any others that take the liberties that Eddie joyously does here.

What does Eddie Izzard bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

His typical penchant for sidebars, meandering, call backs, musings, word play, and all that makes his work so amazingly special for me. It becomes a superannuated version of the print/ebook, and is so absolutely wonderful when that sort of thing happens. He even stops in the middle of a chapter to have the engineer google when "She Loves You" by The Beatles was released. This is the kind of freedom I wish I could have from time to time (I narrate audiobooks as well).

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I did.

I laughed hysterically. And cried a few times.

And...I lost sleep.

Lots of sleep.

I set my Audible player's sleep timer to "End of Chapter" as I went to bed.

AND THEN RESET IT.

AND THEN RESET IT AGAIN.

Three nights in a row.

I decided I shall sleep when I'm finished with the audiobook.

Any additional comments?

I'd like to congratulate whoever it was in the corporate offices at Penguin Random House Audiobooks, who clearly had the good sense to leave in all the extra exploration Eddie did when voicing this audiobook. I am forever grateful that you didn't edit anything out. You gave me such a present.

And to all the commenters here that don't get this audiobook, because they don't get what Eddie does, and have decided to opine on this masterpiece, take it from one of his biggest fans (been to most of the live shows I've been aware of, and always stop to watch when he's on TV): don't try to review this book if you're not familiar. It will fall flat and seem inconceivable to the audience this audiobook is aimed at.

It's like walking into a Ferrari dealership (as Eddie has apparently done nearly a hundred times, since he he lets us know he has 97 Ferraris) and announcing your distaste for fine automotive design and high horsepower. No one will pay any attention to you.

Just know that this book, with all the extra, off the cuff Izzard meanderings included, may play havoc with Whispersync, but it is an absolute treasure to those of us who never can get enough of him. It was a gift to us, not to you. And it is a gift that I will listen to over and over.

Thank you, Eddie, so, so much.

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I am an evil Giraffe

I've been a fan of Eddie Izzard since I was far too young to be a fan. So, it's no surprise that I would give his book ALL OF THE STARS.

But it really does deserve them. Probably.

As a fan, I really appreciate the choice to leave in his asides, footnotes, and tangents that are not in the printed book. Though, I can also image how these asides, footnotes, and tangents could also be extremely distracting and make the recording difficult to follow. I think most people familiar with his stand-up probably know that to be able to follow him you need to be able to changes horses midstream. Then change again , then change from a horse to a ostrich, then wrestle a kangaroo, then poke a badger with a spoon, then put jam down your trousers, then get back to the first horse all before you are out of the stream. This reading is like that. Interspersed with beautiful moments of sadness, frustration, love, accomplishment and failure. But a surprising lack of jazz chickens.

But perhaps that is the moral (or the marble) of Mr . Izzard's life story (so far). Maybe we *are* the jazz chickens. And if we are all just a little nicer to eachother, maybe we will be ok.

Or not.

I donno. Listen for yourself and draw your own damn conclusions.

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Non-fans Move On

If you are not already a fan of Eddie Izzard, this audiobook is not for you. Eddie is a brilliant but rambling comedian, and listeners who are not familiar with how his mind works may not appreciate his art -- and the man himself. Even long-time fans will have to overlook some initial problems; during the first part of the recording, friends/staff were with him and he seemed more committed to joking around with them than talking to his listening audience. He also seemed to be reading from a first draft rather than a final, edited product. I almost stopped listening to the irritating performance and to several quite-boring sections of the book. However, I stayed with it, and I'm so glad I did; in the last two-thirds of the audiobook, when it appears he is finally alone, Eddie reveals why he is one of the world's favorite comedic performers (and now dramatic actor). He still wildly rambles at times, but he also provides a lot of insight into the comedy entertainment business and how hard it is to perfect the comedy craft. But, best of all, he captivates his readers with wonderful and often emotionally moving -- and relatable -- stories about himself, his family, and life in general. By the end of the audiobook, I not only liked the man and the comedian more than I ever had before, but I felt more empowered about my own life as well. If you're an Eddie Izzard fan, don't miss this audiobook!

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Needs an editor

I own all of Eddie Izzard's performance CDs. I think his standup comedy is brilliant. That said, this book desperately needed an editor who was willing and able to red-pencil what is a great deal of minutiae that renders the book pedantic, a word I never thought I would use in the same sentence with the name Eddie Izzard

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Not your typical audio book

If you are an Eddie fan, this is an absolute gem. Get it now. If you aren't familiar with Eddie's work, then just take this into account: this isn't your typical audio book. If you just want to be read to, this isn't the book for you. This is almost like Eddie telling you a story, getting sidetracked and telling another in the middle. The rambling and randomness made this fantastic.

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Book just like his stand up

If you enjoy his stand up with the tangents and random stories, you'll get the same here. Well the tangents that sprout out as he tells his life story. Did I laugh out loud? Yes. Was it constant laughter, no. So don't go into this expecting a comedy routine from start to finish.
Footnote:The audio book DEFINITELY has significantly more stuff than the book.
Spoiler alert, no Jazz Chickens. End of footnote.

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Extra extra footnote.

I know more about him now, but the real-time footnotes made this a standout performance.

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Wonderful

I've always loved his stand up, ever since I first saw him on his HBO Dressed to Kill show. I really enjoyed listening to him talk about his childhood, loosing his mum and his fight to get to where he is today. My heart ached many times and I laughed out loud more then a few times. I love you Eddie.

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Begin Footnote

Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite comedians because of his stream of consciousness style of delivery. I bought this not having seen the documentary and hoping that it would be like his stand up, and it is!*
There’s gorgeous vulnerability in this story paired with genuine reflection and the courage to commit it to record. Highly recommend this narrative.
*footnote I would not have bought the paper book- getting to hear his voice and further reflections is awesome

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Fantastic!

Just like Eddie Izzard's live performances- this book is real- real, with asides and spoken footnotes that punctuate surprises, it twists and turns, following a most interesting man in a most entertaining fashion. More please...

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