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Meet Hola. She’s a nightmare, but it’s not her fault if she tackles strangers and chews on furniture, or if she runs after buses and fried chicken containers and drug dealers. No one ever told her not to. Worse yet, she scares her family. Hola may be the most beautiful Bernese mountain dog in the world, but she’s never been trained - at least, not by anyone who knew what he was doing.
Hola’s supposed master, Marty, is a high-functioning alcoholic. A TV writer turned management consultant, Marty’s in debt and out of shape; he’s about to lose his job, and one day he emerges from a haze of peach-flavored vodka to find he’s on the verge of losing his wife, Gloria, too, if he can’t get his life - and his dog - under control.
Desperately trying to save his marriage, Marty throws himself headlong into the world of competitive dog training. Unfortunately, he knows even less than Hola, the only dog ever to be expelled from her puppy preschool twice. Somehow, together, they need to get through the American Kennel Club’s rigorous Canine Good Citizen test. Of course, Hola first needs to learn how to sit. It won’t be easy. It certainly won’t be pretty. But maybe, just maybe, there will be cheesecake.
©2011 Martin Kihn (P)2012 HighBridge Company
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Critic Reviews

"This wry memoir of the human-dog bond is one that eschews the usual treacly sentimentality in favor of a raw, deeply sincere, and self-aware homage to this powerful bond." ( Publishers Weekly)
"Poignant. . . . a surefire heartbreaking bestseller along the lines of Marley and Me" ( Minneapolis Star Tribune)
"This tale of a man who forgot he was a man and the dog who ultimately reminded him is the most touching, original buddy story I've come across in ages. Sit. Stay. Read." (Walter Kirn, author of Up in the Air)
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By Michelle on 05-06-15

Lola to the rescue

Did Bad Dog inspire you to do anything?

I've already been working diligently with my dogs on getting them to master basic obedience, I am inspired to try the American Kennel Good Citizen test after reading this book.

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Humorous read about the woes of dog training for those of us who are human and not the superheros you see on Animal Planet. Lola is a lovable dog and Martin writes about her well. Dog lovers will enjoy this book. My favorite part was the narrative between Lola and the cat! Hilarious.

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By KarenLee on 08-24-12

Good Dog!

Not quite up to Koontz's Trixie or One Good Dog but a darn good story. Not sure how much was fictionalized but based on the author's Bernese Mountain Dog Hola. The narrator was spot-on with his timing and Hola's thoughts are loud out loud fun! A little draggy (for me) on some of the dog training philosophy otherwise would give it 5 stars

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