Assholes Finish First

  • by Tucker Max
  • Narrated by Tucker Max
  • 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • Abridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

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Customer Reviews

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Tucker learned to read.

Upon re-reading "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," I have decided this is as funny, if not more so. That combined with the fact Tucker as infinitely improved his narrating skills makes this book a must read.
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- Nate Dumonseau

Tucker is an a-hole from start to finish

Would you try another book from Tucker Max and/or Tucker Max?

Maybe if there was more to the book than just having sex with multiple women and drinking stories.


Would you recommend Assholes Finish First to your friends? Why or why not?

If they were looking for a break from audiobooks that had some redeeming qualities and just want an escape to the ultimate hedonistic lifestyle. If you need some clever derogatory comments, this is your book.


Did the narration match the pace of the story?

Yes - Tucker does a good job of telling his story.


Was Assholes Finish First worth the listening time?

Yes, but if it were any longer, I would not have finished it. There are definitely some funny parts.


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- Michael

Book Details

  • Release Date: 09-28-2010
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio