Compact Dirt Digital Ditties

  • by John Valby
  • Narrated by John Valby
  • 0 hrs and 59 mins
  • Performance

Publisher's Summary

John Valby sings "Three Blind Crabs", "Who Gives A F**k", "F**king USA", "Little Penis", and many other funny songs guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh till you cry. Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.
1. Philosophical Bullshit
2. Was It You
3. Candy Bar Poem
4. Three Blind Crabs
5. Shithouse Blues
6. Leprosy
7. Yank My Doodle
8. Ya-Ya
9. Ayatollah Poem
10. Who Gives a F**k
11. Rock 'n' Roll
12. Yo-Ho
13. Gangbang
14. Skeeter
15. Madonna
16. F**king USA
17. Tight Twat Tina 2
18. Arf Rag
19. Little Penis
20. G. Lee's Groove
21. Eat-Bite
22. End of the Month
23. Johnny B. Bad


Audible Editor Reviews

"Dr. Dirty" does it again, playing silly and raunchy songs on his old-fashioned piano in front of a live audience. While some of his tunes are original, like "The Candy Bar Poem", many are X-rated versions of classic ditties (such as "Three Blind Crabs", a version of "Three Blind Mice"). Sex acts, delicate parts of the anatomy, and venereal diseases make frequent appearances, so this definitely isn't a listen for the easily offended. Recommended for those who like their humor loud and filthy.


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Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-28-2008
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